I found this in my girlfriend’s bathroom. We’ve been looking at it for an hour now and still can’t figure out what it is.

It sat there on the cold, white bathroom tiles like an intruder from another dimension. Silent, alien, and utterly wrong. My girlfriend and I stood over it for an hour, our shadows stretching long against the walls as we stared at the pulsating, fleshy mass. It looked like a grotesque hybrid of fungus and raw tissue, something that shouldn’t exist continue reading …