I don’t know what this is. Our boss gave each of us two, without any explanation. She just told us to be grateful

someone finally revealed they were ear picks, the room exploded in nervous laughter. The kind of laughter that comes when you suddenly realize you’ve all been holding the same slightly horrifying thought: these are meant to go inside our ears. The “gift” instantly shifted from mysterious to oddly intimate, almost invasive, like being handed a toothbrush continue reading …